20 Of The Weirdest Correlations
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09/12/2014
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Trying to analyze bizarre statistics like these can be nearly impossible.
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Juveniles will possess either honey or marijuana? -
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If you're at the theater, you're not killing yourself with tap water. -
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More honey puts people in the mood to execute? -
4.
You are statistically in more danger of spiders if the winning Spelling Bee word is long. -
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Abundance of crude oil allows people to more frequently travel to chicken restaurants? -
6.
Deaths by crushing are a statistical omen of gender equality in the Harvard Law Review. -
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The less honey you harvest, the more likely it is that your lawnmower will kill you. -
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If you trip and fall and die, you are more likely to trip and fall and drown? -
9.
Cheese makes you dangerously clumsy with bedsheets? -
10.
Chips are so expensive, they make people fall out of their wheelchairs? -
11.
Golfers love cheese (and die in their bedsheets)? -
12.
Mozzarella in the mainland drives lawyers to Hawaii? -
13.
Eating more sour cream reduces starvation. -
14.
People close to murdering are driven over the edge by old Miss America winners? -
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If Nicolas Cage has been in a lot of movies this year, stay away from the pool. -
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If you commit suicide in a car, you're more likely to do it in a German car. -
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Married spouses are driven to more (and more dangerous) fishing trips? -
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Science depresses people? -
19.
You would think that less visual art to look at means more looking at where people are walking, but nope. -
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The more margarine people eat, the less attractive they look to their spouses?
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